Lately with all the spin I have heard about the Karl Rove case two things have become very apparent to me.
The First Amendment (the one that covers freedom of speech, press, assembly, and religion) only applies to conservatives.
Title 18 of the U.S. Code (the part of federal law that covers national security crimes like espionage, treason, unauthorized disclosure of classified information) only applies to liberals.
What the fuck is wrong with my country? I thought the law applied to everyone equally.