And your momma too!!

Larry Johnson gave the wingnuts a taste of their own medicine. WHAT A BITTER PILL IT WAS!! What did Larry have to say about Karl Rove?

"Leave it to the Porcine Draft Dodger--Karl Rove--to impugn the character of combat veterans. Can't blame him for trotting out the same playbook that worked so well in 2004 against the candidacy of John Kerry. If it worked once it should work again.

Of course I am referring to Karl's speech Tuesday night to Republicans in New Hampshire. According to a piece in Wednesday's Washington Post:

In a speech to New Hampshire Republican officials here Monday night, the White House deputy chief of staff attacked Democrats who have criticized the U.S. war effort in Iraq, such as Sen. John F. Kerry (Mass.) and Rep. John P. Murtha (Pa.), who he said advocate "cutting and running."

"They may be with you for the first shots," Rove said of such opponents. "But they're not going . . . to be with you for the tough battles."

Karl is a shameless bastard. This could explain why his mother killed herself. Once she discovered what a despicable soul she had spawned she apparently saw no other way out. It would be one thing if his vile tactics were simply mere smears of politicians like Kerry and Murtha. They are big boys and should be able to defend themselves quite ably against this turd. But Rove, like Josef Goebbels, has used fear and smear as his primary tools to keep George Bush in power."

Cue the whining of a 1,000 wingnuts. Apparently, they are the only ones allowed to say nasty things about their opponets. Immediately they jumped on Larry for the suicide remarks. There are two facts:
1. Karl Rove's mother committed suicide.
2. Karl Rove is a loathsome person who has no moral compass. He lied about his status as a college student to avoid military service in Viet Nam. He never met a veteran he didn't like to smear including John McCain.
Gee, maybe #1 has something to do with #2.
Now let's looks at Larry Johnson's career. He worked at the CIA, which means he had to have a Top Secret Clearance with some type of Lifestyle Polygraph. Now I remember from my security manager days from when I was in the Army, they don't give out security clearances to anyone with a background of lies and treachery. If Larry did what we think Karl Rove did in the Valerie Wilson case, Larry would go to jail for a very long time. Someone who lies to the government for their own advantage would not be eligible for a clearance. And yes, the background investigations are thorough. However, the rules for political appointees are different for political appointees. So as an analyst Larry put 2+2=Karl Rove had something to do with his mother's suicide. I really do think the person with the integrity problem is Karl Rove. But the wingnuts didn't like having that pointed out to them.
Some of the choice quotes are....

It's hard for me to comprehend the kind of soul-crushing hatred that would drive someone to mock a political opponent's family suicide. What's next -- yukking it up over rape victims? Just when I thought American political discourse could get no lower... Larry, why don't you and Coulter take a long vacation?

Posted by: inkling | Thursday, 15 June 2006 at 23:38

I guess he didn't listen to this clip from the Rush Limbaugh show.

(btw: is that a toupee larry johnson is wearing in the little photo on this blog? awfully bad.)

anyhow... here's a scoop I just got from the CIA/NYTIMES:

rove's mom didn't kill herself; she was murdered by the JOOOOOOOZE!

and it was covered up by the ISRAEL LOBBY!

heh.

BTW: larry, how do you sleep at night knowing that a few months before 9/11 you wrote in the nytimes that al qaeda wasn't a threat!?

jerk.

jerks like you are why the cia is dysfunctional.

Posted by: reliapundit - the astute blogger | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 00:09

Nice, respond to an ad hominem attach with an ad hominem attack. Like I said, they can dish it out but they can't take. Go cry me a fucking river you wingnut.

If I were Larry's mother, I'd definitely kill myself.

Posted by: Karl | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 02:05

Larry, you really are a bitter douche bag. Murtha and Lurch are traitors and you're just one more kook that crawled out of the fever swamp. I am appalled that we have such mentally unstable people such as yourself working at the CIA. No wonder they missed Pakistan and India's nuclear weapons programs and misestimated Iraq's WMD programs.

Good work, shit for brains.

Posted by: Joey | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 08:51

Apparently, Joey never filled out an SF86. And yes, one of the things they check in an SSBI is mental stability. I think the one with shit for brains is Joey.

Wow, only a Liberal could actually think that bringing someone's mother's suicide into a discussion about the war is fair game.
I guess when your message is too stupid to stand on its own, its time to break out all the tasteless insults!

Posted by: Step | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 09:30

That's odd, Media Matters has catalogued 174 attacks on liberals. IOKIYAR

For all you who support this idiot Larry and his obnoxious comments about someone's mother, keep it up and ensure we continue to maintain control! Please keep putting out these personal, hate filled attacks, really. Oh, and from a 20 year veteran who served in four different conflicts, yes, Kerry and Murtha are scumbags who disgrace our country and the uniform they once wore.

Posted by: Smed68 | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 10:29

Because taking the high road has driven the Democrats over a cliff. Well conservatives are always giving us useless advice.

Hmm, I would just love to hear the military histories of the folks here denouncing Karl as a draft dodger. Failing that, shall we have an expiation on Bill Clinton's war record? Shall we? No? Gee, what a shocker. We lack the vocabulary here for what must be said. To denounce Democrats of course sweeps up many honorable if ignorant people. Lefties? We're getting closer but still the self-desribed Lefty is not, presumptively, as vicious, worthless, witless and hopeless a skunk as we see demonstrated by Larry and his assorted disciples. Let us use the pronoun then, you, and you know who you are; "You mutts are the lowest scum on the face of the earth or for a good distance beneath. Miserable anti-American, anti-human and of course, anti-freedom. You should be cursed to hell but you have made a hellish environment for yourselves long ago. It extends from ear to ear and eyeball to bald spot. Do us all a favor and cut your own throats. Skipping the meds a day or two will make it easier. Karl's mother killed herself on a true recognition of Karl's nature? How did any of you vermin survive your first look in the mirror? Shame. Shame shame and more shame. I long for a face to face with any of you mutts who will cop to your slanders, bile and vicious stupidity."

Posted by: megapotamus | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 11:05

That's odd, he didn't offer up his. And the ward nurse is looking for you. You missed your meds again. And when all else fails blame Clinton. Responisibility is only for liberals.

Good JOB LARRY! Keep it up! If you and the rest of the nutjobs in the Democratic Party keep spouting crap like this from your pie-holes, you'll hand the Republicans the election in 2006 on a silver platter. The 2008 convention looks more and more like a repeat of 1968 every day.

Posted by: Republican in Dallas | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 11:10

Funny, it works for Ann Coulter. I wonder if he has a party every November to celebrate JFK's death.

Please keep it up. More of this behaviour reinforces why the loony left should never even be left in charge of a pop stand, let alone the Federal Government. More of this, please.

Posted by: Sam Boogliodemus | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 11:24

Umm yeah, let's see....2500 soldiers dead in Iraq. Republican Senators support amnesty for terrorists who kill US soldiers in Iraq. George W. Bush went to a birthday party while New Orleans was destroyed by a hurricane. And the man responsible for the September 11 attacks is still on the loose. Last time I checked the White House, the Senate, the House of Representives and the Supreme Court are controlled by the Right. How's that Right Wing government working out? Not very well.

Where to start?

Larry the douche's former employer didn't predict the fall of a country that spans 12 timezones. Good call there fellas.

John Kerry is a sack of shit traitor. He recounted tales from the winter soldier bullshit to the Senate where most or all the participants were later proven to be liars who were nowhere near combat. He unlawfully met with the north vietnamese in Paris to conduct his own peace talks and likely received a less than honorable discharge from the military. Won't release his military records so I'll just assume that's the case until he proves otherwise. That is how things work in the left's cesspool isn't it? Calling Dan Rather.

John Murtha is a sack of shit traitor. He publicy accused Marines of atrocities in the middle of an investigation based on anonymous sources - and it's starting to look like the whole thing was made up bullshit from the beginning. Let's see, do you believe American soldiers or some sack of shit anti-American terrorists sunnis in Iraq. Uh, I'll go with the terrorists.

So we have Larry the inept CIA employee, Kerry the traitor who smeared our troops based on lies, and Murtha the traitor who smeared our troops without facts.

I think Rove is pretty much dead on in his assessment of each. What's the matter you jackasses, pissed that it's no longer acceptable to spit on soldiers at the airport?

You people make me sick. And did I really read that Larry actually threatened someone? What are you going to do Larry, shoot a paperclip at them with a rubber band?

Posted by: Jack Burton | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 11:39

For the record, the Soviet Union covered 11 time zones, John Kerry did release his military records, Jack Murtha served honorably too. I think Jack Burton is a traitorous chickenhawk. It really does take a sack of shit traitor to know one doesn't it?

There is two America's now.. both hate each other and I am personally looking forward to swinging my Louisville Slugger and smashing some liberal pumpkinheads.

Liberalism is the cancer... a bullet is the cure.

Come out from under your rocks and "Bring it On"

Posted by: Dummocrat | Friday, 16 June 2006 at 12:07

I see Ann Coulter made an appearance. What kind of idiot brings a baseball bat to a gunfight? And they say we're unhinged?

Go over and send Larry some Mojo, he needs it. The Freepi are lose on his blog and he needs help to put them back in their cages.