South Park NoPT4Lent

Attire: Sunglasses, Rx. Can't ride without them.
Doo Rag: No helmet hair
Goatee: It's not a pretty sight when I shave it off
Jacket: Sorry, no racing jacket. Don't have a hog, so leather isn't me.
Coffee: No pre- (or post-) sunrise synaptic activity without it.
Smoke: Cutting back, but what the hell, it's me.
Eyes: Dazed by either lack of caffene or to much studying. Finals are coming up starting next week.

Overall: Two of the five basic Army food groups are taken care of: caffene and nicotine. Sugar grease, and alcohol are another day.