Wednesday, March 15, 2006

We have always been at war with Eastasia

That wonderful strategy of preemption that is working so well for us in Iraq has been reaffirm by the Bush Administration. Oh.My.Fucking.God. We are going to war with Iran.
Q: What is the Farsi word for Cambodia?
A: Iran
Of course this re-affirmation states that we can cut our allies in. Riigghhhtt....The coalition of the willing is jumping off the USS Quagmire faster than the speed of light. We're going to war with Iran with what Army? Bring on the draft. And for all those chickenhawks out there, draft dodging now an extraditable offense from Canada. But I'm sure the Republicans will find a way for their children to be exempt from the draft. After all, personal responsibility and national service is for chumps.

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