Rambo is back!

Yes, the badass who helped the mujahadeen defeat the Soviet Union and single handedly answered our Viet Nam POW/MIA question is back. Intitial word is that Rambo will rescue a kidnapped young girl. Because we all know they only way to deal with pedophiles is to destroy the town they live in. Neighbors? Schneighbors. Who cares if they get driven out of town. Just by living next door to the pervert, they deserve it.

Hmmm, this is what I think the plot should be changed to. After a falling out with the mujahadeen, Rambo goes to Iraq and rescues Scott Speicher singlehandedly. Rambo does something that 150K American soldiers in Iraq can't do (or don't have the time to do), that is rescue Scott Speicher. No word on whether Rambo can defeat his former homies, the mujahadeen.

Just remember, it's called fiction for a reason.