Friday, December 30, 2005

When bill collectors call credit card conservatives

Hello, Mr Snow? We noticed that you are approaching your debt limit next year. I know you say you are a fiscal conservative and that you favor lower taxes, balanced budgets, and small government. However, when your boss cut taxes with an ongoing two front war, your spending exceeded the incoming revenue. Ordinary people would call that living beyond your means. When ordinary people are caught in a situation like that they might do something about it like get a second job (increse revenue) and cut back on stuff like the Jimmy Choo shoes and Burberry coats(cut pork).
So what are you going to do Mr. Snow? Do you want us to raise your credit limit? We will look into it. In the meantime sir, may I suggest some Enron style accounting? That way, voters and the Bank of EastAsia won't get upset.

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